My husband has a friend who is bat-poop crazy. I guess they grew up down the street from each other until he was 12 and she was 10, when he moved away. They stayed in touch, he took her to her senior prom. She calls and texts constantly, and if he doesn't respond immediately, it gets worse. She asked him to be the godfather of her first child (9 years ago), when he hadn't even spoken to her in a few years. She's had two kids since and asked him to be the godfather both times, even though he talks to her maybe twice a year. She was FURIOUS when we didn't invite her to our wedding. Except that we eloped, and didn't invite our families, either. When he "proposed" a vow renewal, she invited herself. And her three unruly children. And her husband who we don't know (we have a total guest list of 40 people...all close family).
She harasses me on facebook constantly. I try and be nice, because I think she means well. Except stuff she's been telling me lately is a total lie.
I've been posting pics of my ridiculously cute niece, and commented to someone else that DH won't hold her because she's too small. She starts messaging me about how weird that is because he was there when her first daughter was born and held her all the time, and how excited that she is to bring her daughter to our wedding because DH is like a father to her.
DH didn't meet this chick's daughter until she was almost 6 (and, well, he was in Iraq when the girl was born). He's seen her three times in ten years (once was when she randomly showed up at her house with her two kids last year), and she asked him once again to be the god father of the kid she's pregnant with now.
I'm starting to get pretty creeped out. He switched phone carriers and got a local number for his business...apparently he didn't tell her, because she just started sending me angry messages about how he's avoiding her and won't return her calls.