Thinking of Having a Sign Made...

[KZoppa]

Originally Posted by JudynRich

Never had anyone complain about my pets...ever! Maybe get new friends.

lol usually do. I dont know many NON animal people and the ones i do know all live back home or dont come over. My Aunt Barb is the worst. She gets those dogs like poodles who dont shed but have serious attitude problems and then she has the nerve to gripe about my dogs. her husband my Uncle Mike is afraid of dogs because he was attacked when he was younger a couple of times (different dogs so i dont blame the guy) but even he would rather have my dogs than the ones she chooses lol. whatever. the Beware: German Shepherd on Duty sign i have on the front door is usually a pretty good deterant here right now. Even the MPs take a step back haha.

[Deuce]

LOL good idea!

[A_selders]

Originally Posted by Syaoransbear

Like this?



I find it easier to just only be friends with pet-people, then they come with fur/feathers/poop/whatever already on their clothes .

I got a little more detailed version of your sign it starts with the following

NOTICE TO PETS
(To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. )

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note,
placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom or top is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king- sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the
door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull
the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or
feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

Then Your portion of the sign is shown

P.S. I got this from a friend of my breeder.