I had the most glorious Idea

Mrs.K · 01-10-2012, 03:02 AM

I've got a lot of BYB Wisdom and would make a GREAT BYB breeder. For all I know, black and black will make white puppies, Ol'Roy is the best food and the best champion lines come out of dogs without any kind of healthscreaning. All you need is a lot of land to let them run, get rid of them by the age of six weeks and have the buyers pay for the shots.

I don't need to spend money on expensive titles and registration and just have to drive down the road. Since brother and sister have moral issues to breed (they just wont do it ya know) I'll simply go over the road to have Shepadoodles, thats the next best thing and I can drive to Rite Aid to sell them as hybrid, non-shedding dogs out of Champion lines to unsuspecting allergic buyers.

Isn't that great? I'm so proud of myself that I came up with that idea all by myself, without the help of Facebook.

I'm going to sell each puppy for 500 dollars and then I'm going to finally get me that nice coach purse from the PX I was looking at the whole time, who cares that the pups need their shots it ain't mah business, as a matter of fact I'm going to sue that poodle owner for child support.

Konotashi · 01-10-2012, 03:07 AM

$500 for a shepadoodle? Wowza, I'll take 'em all! I don't need a dog with papers or health screening or champion parents - I just want a pet!
I'll take them all to Petsmart when I get them at 6 weeks old and let them meet all the dogs! I'll have great, social pets by doing that!
And vet checks? Heck, those aren't necessary unless they're deathly ill! Ol' Roy? I'll feed a much better quality food - Purina! It says it's proven to extend their life!

They better not chew on anything or take longer than 20 minutes to potty train, though! I don't have a lot of time for training, but I know that if I drop them off at the shelter, someone else will train them!

Mrs.K · 01-10-2012, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Konotashi

$500 for a shepadoodle? Wowza, I'll take 'em all! I don't need a dog with papers or health screening or champion parents - I just want a pet!
I'll take them all to Petsmart when I get them at 6 weeks old and let them meet all the dogs! I'll have great, social pets by doing that!

Only if you sell them for 20 000 as service dogs and you pay me 5000 provision for each of them. Since they are great social pets due to all the petsmart training, no one will notice. We can put a bogus certification on them, take the money sell them while I pump another litter out.

KZoppa · 01-10-2012, 03:18 AM

I'd like to leave mine out in the yard all day and night so he can bark and drive my neighbors insane. I really love the tickets i get from AC! Those guys sure are nice!!! And he better protect all my useless junk in the yard. I mean, useless junk! Now that is some important stuff right there! I dont know how i would ever live without it!!! Also, living outside, I wont have to clean the house because of all that fur thats supposed to be allergine free. Gosh what a great idea!!! You're so smart!!!!

Mrs.K · 01-10-2012, 03:21 AM

Oh and he doesn't need water since he can drink the condense water out of your AC.

Konotashi · 01-10-2012, 03:21 AM

Let's not forget that he'd better protect me, even if I keep him on a 2 foot chain or locked away in a kennel at all times! While he's protecting me, I can hide or call 911! Nobody can take on a big dog!

KZoppa · 01-10-2012, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Konotashi

Let's not forget that he'd better protect me, even if I keep him on a 2 foot chain or locked away in a kennel at all times! While he's protecting me, I can hide or call 911! Nobody can take on a big dog!

wait wait wait... WHEN does he have to protect you by though? Please tell me he has to start when he's 3 months old! Because then we're on the same page!!

Konotashi · 01-10-2012, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KZoppa

wait wait wait... WHEN does he have to protect you by though? Please tell me he has to start when he's 3 months old! Because then we're on the same page!!

3 months?! That's not soon enough! 8 weeks, at the latest!

**Castlemaid** · 01-10-2012, 08:56 AM

Just make sure you are breeding black sables, DDR lines (or tell people that you are), and you can brag about the 'quality' dogs you raise. And you don't need to OFA them, because they come from a long line of dogs with OFA hips, three and four generations back. And you know they can do Shutzhound because it's in their blood.

Find a video from 20 years ago of one of the dogs in the pedigree participating in the WUSV, and display it prominently on the home page of your website to show everyone what great lines you breed, even though no dog from 5 generations back ever got so much as a CGC.

Emoore · 01-10-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Castlemaid

Find a video from 20 years ago of one of the dogs in the pedigree participating in the WUSV, and display it prominently on the home page of your website to show everyone what great lines you breed, even though no dog from 5 generations back ever got so much as a CGC.

Don't forget to spell the distant relative's name wrong.

Also breed 110lb sable dogs that are 1/2 pet or show lines, 1/4 WGWL, 1/8 DDR and 1/8 Czech and describe them as "DDR/Czech lines."

01-10-2012, 03:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mrs.K Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,381	I had the most glorious Idea I've got a lot of BYB Wisdom and would make a GREAT BYB breeder. For all I know, black and black will make white puppies, Ol'Roy is the best food and the best champion lines come out of dogs without any kind of healthscreaning. All you need is a lot of land to let them run, get rid of them by the age of six weeks and have the buyers pay for the shots. I don't need to spend money on expensive titles and registration and just have to drive down the road. Since brother and sister have moral issues to breed (they just wont do it ya know) I'll simply go over the road to have Shepadoodles, thats the next best thing and I can drive to Rite Aid to sell them as hybrid, non-shedding dogs out of Champion lines to unsuspecting allergic buyers. Isn't that great? I'm so proud of myself that I came up with that idea all by myself, without the help of Facebook. I'm going to sell each puppy for 500 dollars and then I'm going to finally get me that nice coach purse from the PX I was looking at the whole time, who cares that the pups need their shots it ain't mah business, as a matter of fact I'm going to sue that poodle owner for child support. Last edited by Mrs.K; 01-10-2012 at 03:04 AM.

01-10-2012, 03:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Konotashi Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,380	$500 for a shepadoodle? Wowza, I'll take 'em all! I don't need a dog with papers or health screening or champion parents - I just want a pet! I'll take them all to Petsmart when I get them at 6 weeks old and let them meet all the dogs! I'll have great, social pets by doing that! And vet checks? Heck, those aren't necessary unless they're deathly ill! Ol' Roy? I'll feed a much better quality food - Purina! It says it's proven to extend their life! They better not chew on anything or take longer than 20 minutes to potty train, though! I don't have a lot of time for training, but I know that if I drop them off at the shelter, someone else will train them! __________________ Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography Last edited by Konotashi; 01-10-2012 at 03:12 AM.

01-10-2012, 03:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
KZoppa Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland kinda missing CO Posts: 13,809	I'd like to leave mine out in the yard all day and night so he can bark and drive my neighbors insane. I really love the tickets i get from AC! Those guys sure are nice!!! And he better protect all my useless junk in the yard. I mean, useless junk! Now that is some important stuff right there! I dont know how i would ever live without it!!! Also, living outside, I wont have to clean the house because of all that fur thats supposed to be allergine free. Gosh what a great idea!!! You're so smart!!!! __________________ The more people I meet and talk to,the more I love my dogs and their intelligence. www.krystalscollarcreations.weebly.com Riley GSD/BC 1/10/05 Zena GSD 6/1/03 Shasta GSD 5/5/10

01-10-2012, 03:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Konotashi Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,380	Let's not forget that he'd better protect me, even if I keep him on a 2 foot chain or locked away in a kennel at all times! While he's protecting me, I can hide or call 911! Nobody can take on a big dog! __________________ Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography

01-10-2012, 08:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Castlemaid Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Northern British Columbia Posts: 9,088	Just make sure you are breeding black sables, DDR lines (or tell people that you are), and you can brag about the 'quality' dogs you raise. And you don't need to OFA them, because they come from a long line of dogs with OFA hips, three and four generations back. And you know they can do Shutzhound because it's in their blood. Find a video from 20 years ago of one of the dogs in the pedigree participating in the WUSV, and display it prominently on the home page of your website to show everyone what great lines you breed, even though no dog from 5 generations back ever got so much as a CGC. __________________ Lucia Keeta BH, OB1, TR1, AD (HOT) Rottweiler/Hairy Dog mix?? Shelter rescue Gryffon Vom Wildhaus BH, OFA Good (HOT) "Bites Through the Sleeve" Cuddlebug, b: Mar 2009

01-10-2012, 03:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mrs.K Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,381	Oh and he doesn't need water since he can drink the condense water out of your AC.

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