What would your ad say?

Vinnie · 08-09-2010, 08:46 PM

Time for a new weekly discussion. This one comes to us via our Admin. Jean.

If your dog had to rehome YOU and put you up for adoption, what would your dog say about you in the ad?

**JeanKBBMMMAAN** · 08-09-2010, 09:14 PM

Since this was my weird idea

I'll start. If my dogs placed an ad to get rid of me they would say this about me:

Female, up to date on shots, some medical issues and needs daily medications - she is not easy to pill. We really don't have time for her - she likes a lot of attention and we think she'd do better in a home where she can get that. She's playful, but likes to nap a lot. Somewhat food aggressive! Can learn, but is stubborn. Can be pushy. Can be nervous and sharp-shy. Okay with kids, but not for long periods of time. Does well but a little fearful of cats. Choosy about her companions - somewhat aloof. We are hoping to find a nice home in the country for her.

Good luck with that!

Miss Molly May · 08-09-2010, 09:21 PM

Very high energy male that needs to be neutered!! Can be very stubborn at times but eventually gives in to my every command. Good strong back and ready to work WILLING TO TRADE FOR A DONUT!!

sagelfn · 08-09-2010, 09:29 PM

Jean!

GSDSunshine · 08-09-2010, 09:36 PM

Both posts are amazing!

Stosh · 08-09-2010, 10:14 PM

Mine would probably say: "URGENT- get her out of our hair by Friday the 13th!! We've tried every training method known to dog and can't train her. Comes with her own bowl and blanket."

selzer · 08-09-2010, 10:22 PM

Unstable bitch needs new home and a JOB. Generally ok with people and dogs, but inexplicably explodes about once a month.

dogsnkiddos · 08-09-2010, 10:43 PM

Free to a good home...or even a not so good one. Completely Untrainable, despite years of effort...we have tried to have her use her opposable thumbs to supply endless treats but it is to no avail. Lazy and likes cats for some unknown reason.. in fact she is a package deal with the cats. Happy to deliver

sagelfn · 08-09-2010, 10:45 PM

Female not suitable for breeding. Overall good temperament. Does not respond to corrections well. A treat training home would be best. Picky eater and will rarely share food. Gets along with other dogs great but is aloof with people. Will tolerate children but not recommended. Pulls on the leash and has trouble keeping up on walks. Would do well in an experienced working home. She needs to learn NILF.

Zoeys mom · 08-09-2010, 10:47 PM

These are great mine would say: Good looking young female in need of patient home. Likes things her way and can be pushy and aggressive especially around her food. Likes children and other dogs though proper introductions are necessary. Prone to bouts of irritability quickly followed by the need to be fed and consoled. Likes long walks, comfy beds, and attention only when solicited

08-09-2010, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
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08-09-2010, 09:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
JeanKBBMMMAAN The Rescues Rule Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 20,697	Since this was my weird idea I'll start. If my dogs placed an ad to get rid of me they would say this about me: Female, up to date on shots, some medical issues and needs daily medications - she is not easy to pill. We really don't have time for her - she likes a lot of attention and we think she'd do better in a home where she can get that. She's playful, but likes to nap a lot. Somewhat food aggressive! Can learn, but is stubborn. Can be pushy. Can be nervous and sharp-shy. Okay with kids, but not for long periods of time. Does well but a little fearful of cats. Choosy about her companions - somewhat aloof. We are hoping to find a nice home in the country for her. Good luck with that! __________________ Help IMOM help Pets www.imom.org You can help Anna help IMOM help people help pets help people win...

08-09-2010, 09:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
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08-09-2010, 09:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
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08-09-2010, 10:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
selzer Crowned Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denmark, Ohio Posts: 17,499	Unstable bitch needs new home and a JOB. Generally ok with people and dogs, but inexplicably explodes about once a month. __________________ RIP Arwen, CD RN CGC RIP Whitney, RN CGC Jenna, RN CGC Babs, CD RA CGC Herding Instinct Certificate Heidi, RA CGC Tori, RN CGC SG3 Odessa, SchH1, Kkl1, AD Ninja, RN CGC Milla, RN CGC Joy, Star Puppy, RN CGC Dolly & Bear

08-09-2010, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miss Molly May Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern Ontario Posts: 1,794	Very high energy male that needs to be neutered!! Can be very stubborn at times but eventually gives in to my every command. Good strong back and ready to work WILLING TO TRADE FOR A DONUT!!

08-09-2010, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stosh Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: tyler texas Posts: 8,434	Mine would probably say: "URGENT- get her out of our hair by Friday the 13th!! We've tried every training method known to dog and can't train her. Comes with her own bowl and blanket."

08-09-2010, 10:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
dogsnkiddos Master Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 683	Free to a good home...or even a not so good one. Completely Untrainable, despite years of effort...we have tried to have her use her opposable thumbs to supply endless treats but it is to no avail. Lazy and likes cats for some unknown reason.. in fact she is a package deal with the cats. Happy to deliver __________________ Join Beast on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...00000909655241

08-09-2010, 10:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
sagelfn Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,748	Female not suitable for breeding. Overall good temperament. Does not respond to corrections well. A treat training home would be best. Picky eater and will rarely share food. Gets along with other dogs great but is aloof with people. Will tolerate children but not recommended. Pulls on the leash and has trouble keeping up on walks. Would do well in an experienced working home. She needs to learn NILF. __________________ -Brandi Sage 6-5-09 Facebook

08-09-2010, 10:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Zoeys mom Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Rockville, Md Posts: 2,941	These are great mine would say: Good looking young female in need of patient home. Likes things her way and can be pushy and aggressive especially around her food. Likes children and other dogs though proper introductions are necessary. Prone to bouts of irritability quickly followed by the need to be fed and consoled. Likes long walks, comfy beds, and attention only when solicited

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