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09-09-2010, 11:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Did you read my thread about that St bernard needing a new home cuz they didnt have trees?!?!?!? lol.
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09-09-2010, 11:30 PM
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mine would probably be something like....
Slightly overweight territorial, aggressive and extremely dominant young female in need of a new home. Impossible to train. We've tried everything. She is housebroken but out of spite will refuse to clean the house when the male refuses to clean up after himself. Good with other animals and their own kids but likely to bite other children. Prone to wild and random fits, usually about once a month. Regularly disobeys us and refuses to share treats such as double stuff oreas and cheesecake. Hogs the furniture, needs daily baths and let out of the house a few times a week or she starts pacing and becoming aggitated. She is extremely lazy! A yard is required as she likes to wander and spend money on useless crap. Have tried crate training but still gets out somehow. Will trade for a 50lb bag of kibble and some rawhide bones but negotiable with the right owner. Warning! She will bite when provoked so approved homes only who have experience training this type of personality!
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09-09-2010, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Kingsville, Ontario. Canada Eh!
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On Earth Jake, Sheltie. 11 Dart, Border Collie. 8 Ranger, GSD. 1 In Heaven Flagg. Sheltie 1970-1984 Nitro. GSD 1999-2010 Garm. Rottie 1990-1999 Mike. Border Collie 1988-2001 Dad 1928-2008 Mom 1929-2009 I miss you all so very much! |
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09-10-2010, 12:53 AM
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Papered neutered adult male black german shepherd free to good home. Good with cats if those cats like being chased, licked, and stepped on. Good with small children if they are good at landing after being pushed over. High prey drive, high pack drive, high food drive, high toy drive, high nap drive. Very dominant and vocal. Very hard dog. Has some form of separation anxiety. Housetrained, but can't be left alone in the house or he'll get anxious and poop everywhere. Bad in a crate. Backyard needs to be locked and secured as he knows how to open them and often goes off to hang around bars and university campuses. Health problems include mild pannus, mild hip dysplasia, and mild insanity. Isn't destructive at all... anymore. Completely non-aggressive. Very bad around food.
Has accumulated $4000 worth of debt from smashing and breaking things. Please pay up his debt when picking him up! *comes with free dog food. |
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09-10-2010, 07:44 PM
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Location: ON, Canada
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male. weary of people. would crate but on the upside does not pee on carpet.
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09-12-2010, 09:02 PM
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ok here we go ...
Ad Subject: A perfect match for ANYBODY wanting to breed Ad Description: I have recently accepted a new position and will be relocating to the doggy park at the end of this week. Fortunately, I can not bring along my german import, 200 something pounds, high hump drive, stud male. He is not registered with the UFC but is subscribed to HBO and has an account with UPS. Perfect with kids who are addicted to video games 24/7 and really good with outdoor cats which do not belong to him. He does have some severe dominance issues and needs to be the only male. He seeks a lot a lot a lot of attention, wants to hump you all the time and constantly be up your ass. We are still working with a behaviorist to modify the jumping on large chested guests problem which quickly becomes the center of his focus. If left alone too long, he'll start chasing his tail and falls asleep shortly after. The perfect match would consist of a college dormitory for Hooter's employees who are severely interested in breeding. ..heheheh 
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09-12-2010, 10:42 PM
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Oh! My! God!
 These are ALL hilarious!!! How in the world did I miss this thread??!! 
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