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BlackPuppy · 08-12-2010, 12:45 PM

Female Malinois, 5 years old, up to day on all health care. Has arthritis in left elbow from prior injury. Excellent obedience and agility dog. Wants to be only dog. Thinks she is a princess and requires satin pillow to sleep on and gold plated dog bowl to eat from. Loves to eat poop and then give you a kiss. Also is the official food taster of the house and will help with dish cleaning. Loves to garden and create circular paths in the lawn. Requires pet sheep or two. Also loves long walks, but not too long due to her arthritis.

Lexi · 08-13-2010, 12:26 AM

Middle aged bitch who has retired from breeding after having a few pups with unstable temperaments. She is getting up there in years but still has a bit of spunk left. Is very cautious at meeting strangers; very suspicious of them. Slow to warm up to and trust others, but once she does, they have a friend for life. ****NOTE****Female is very affectionate and is forever seeking our attention, to the point of where we can't get any sleep on her days off! Constantly giving hugs, pets, and kisses. We were possibly thinking of waiting until she wasn't on the midnight shift to see if things improved.

She DOES think the sun rises and sets in us....wait a minute...nah....we'll keep her.

Melina · 08-13-2010, 12:35 AM

Young, intelligent female needs to be re-homed. Titled. Generally independent. She is in good shape and requires daily exercise as well as time outside of the house (hiking, park, etc.) or will go stir crazy and snap. She is not a picky eater, nor is she food aggressive. Happy around other dogs, tolerant of cats, liable to attack children of any age. She is not loud and will not vocalize unless given reason to. Stubborn, determined, and does not tolerate the idiocy of others well. She may rebel if idiotic behavior is displayed by new owners. Rebellious behavior could include: Suddenly forgetting she's housebroken and using your carpet as a toilet, chewing, digging, "The Evil Eye", random deafness, followed by ultimately running away. Not to be used for breeding. Small re-homing fee applies.

Shadow's mum · 08-13-2010, 04:58 AM

Perfect bitch for the lazy house hold! A little over weight, walks well on a leash but has no stamina. Can be a little food aggressive, particularly with treats. Gets along better with kids and other dogs, prone to nervous aggression with other large humans. Has severe separation difficulties. Needs daily grooming as she has a long coat and is prone to matting. Has bouts of dominant type behavior ie, gets very mouthy and sulky. Would benefit from ongoing obedience classes. Price negotiable, delivery can be arranged.

Achielles UD · 08-13-2010, 11:48 AM

These just keep getting better and better

Busty · 08-13-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by selzer

Unstable bitch needs new home and a JOB. Generally ok with people and dogs, but inexplicably explodes about once a month.

lmao

elisabeth_00117 · 08-13-2010, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Melina

Young, intelligent female needs to be re-homed. Titled. Generally independent. She is in good shape and requires daily exercise as well as time outside of the house (hiking, park, etc.) or will go stir crazy and snap. She is not a picky eater, nor is she food aggressive. Happy around other dogs, tolerant of cats, liable to attack children of any age. She is not loud and will not vocalize unless given reason to. Stubborn, determined, and does not tolerate the idiocy of others well. She may rebel if idiotic behavior is displayed by new owners. Rebellious behavior could include: Suddenly forgetting she's housebroken and using your carpet as a toilet, chewing, digging, "The Evil Eye", random deafness, followed by ultimately running away. Not to be used for breeding. Small re-homing fee applies.

Wow... this could work for me too... lol.. well except for the "forgetting she's housebroken" thing.

Melina · 08-13-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elisabeth_00117

Wow... this could work for me too... lol.. well except for the "forgetting she's housebroken" thing.

That's only out of spite.

I know darn well where the toilet is, I would just choose not to use it if my new owners would choose to act like fools.

elisabeth_00117 · 08-13-2010, 07:43 PM

HAHAHA... Melina your hilarious!

Dennq · 09-10-2010, 12:09 AM

My dogs would say sorry we have to get rid of our owner...

We don't have a shade tree to put him under.

08-12-2010, 12:45 PM	#31 (permalink)
BlackPuppy Crowned Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 4,370	Female Malinois, 5 years old, up to day on all health care. Has arthritis in left elbow from prior injury. Excellent obedience and agility dog. Wants to be only dog. Thinks she is a princess and requires satin pillow to sleep on and gold plated dog bowl to eat from. Loves to eat poop and then give you a kiss. Also is the official food taster of the house and will help with dish cleaning. Loves to garden and create circular paths in the lawn. Requires pet sheep or two. Also loves long walks, but not too long due to her arthritis. __________________ Carole http://clgoetz.8m.com/dogs/ Ciana - Belgian Malinois (Jan 2005) RN Balto - Belgian Laekenois (Jun 2007) URO3 CD RAE CGC TT Boaz - Dutch Shepherd (Jan 2010) URO1 CH IntCH CGC Doerak - DS/GSD mix - at the bridge RN CGC CL1-R

08-13-2010, 12:26 AM	#32 (permalink)
Lexi Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 124	Middle aged bitch who has retired from breeding after having a few pups with unstable temperaments. She is getting up there in years but still has a bit of spunk left. Is very cautious at meeting strangers; very suspicious of them. Slow to warm up to and trust others, but once she does, they have a friend for life. **NOTE**Female is very affectionate and is forever seeking our attention, to the point of where we can't get any sleep on her days off! Constantly giving hugs, pets, and kisses. We were possibly thinking of waiting until she wasn't on the midnight shift to see if things improved. She DOES think the sun rises and sets in us....wait a minute...nah....we'll keep her. __________________ ~Cheryl & Kevin Controlled Chaos Dog Training www.controlledchaosdogs.com Kato, Lexi, & Havok GSDs Khaos - Belgian Malinois Troy - 12 my Troy Boy! Callie cat - RIP

08-13-2010, 12:35 AM	#33 (permalink)
Melina Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Gorgeous Littleton, CO Posts: 1,658	Young, intelligent female needs to be re-homed. Titled. Generally independent. She is in good shape and requires daily exercise as well as time outside of the house (hiking, park, etc.) or will go stir crazy and snap. She is not a picky eater, nor is she food aggressive. Happy around other dogs, tolerant of cats, liable to attack children of any age. She is not loud and will not vocalize unless given reason to. Stubborn, determined, and does not tolerate the idiocy of others well. She may rebel if idiotic behavior is displayed by new owners. Rebellious behavior could include: Suddenly forgetting she's housebroken and using your carpet as a toilet, chewing, digging, "The Evil Eye", random deafness, followed by ultimately running away. Not to be used for breeding. Small re-homing fee applies. __________________ Mom To: Koda - Sable GSD, Stray Riley - Sheltie Mix, Rescue Chip - Heeler Mix, Rescue "Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." Last edited by Melina; 08-13-2010 at 12:39 AM.

08-13-2010, 11:48 AM	#35 (permalink)
Achielles UD Elite Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: MO Posts: 1,449	These just keep getting better and better __________________ Moxie vom Triton RA CD (GSD) Breaca von Dog Pound (BC) APRI Ch Royalty's Jinx'D Ya RN CDX (Sheltie) RIP Achielles UD, Axel CD, Hella & Malfoy (GSDs)

08-13-2010, 07:43 PM	#39 (permalink)
elisabeth_00117 Crowned Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Waterloo, Ontario Posts: 6,970	HAHAHA... Melina your hilarious! __________________ Battleborn Hundesport Wild Winds Archangel Raphael "Stark", HIC (2009-04-10) Wild Winds Zephyr "Zefra" (2011-04-15) *Beau* 03/08/97 to 06/07/10

08-13-2010, 04:58 AM	#34 (permalink)
Shadow's mum Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne,Australia Posts: 475	Perfect bitch for the lazy house hold! A little over weight, walks well on a leash but has no stamina. Can be a little food aggressive, particularly with treats. Gets along better with kids and other dogs, prone to nervous aggression with other large humans. Has severe separation difficulties. Needs daily grooming as she has a long coat and is prone to matting. Has bouts of dominant type behavior ie, gets very mouthy and sulky. Would benefit from ongoing obedience classes. Price negotiable, delivery can be arranged.

09-10-2010, 12:09 AM	#40 (permalink)
Dennq Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kingsville, Ontario. Canada Eh! Posts: 216	My dogs would say sorry we have to get rid of our owner... We don't have a shade tree to put him under. __________________ On Earth Jake, Sheltie. 11 Dart, Border Collie. 8 Ranger, GSD. 1 In Heaven Flagg. Sheltie 1970-1984 Nitro. GSD 1999-2010 Garm. Rottie 1990-1999 Mike. Border Collie 1988-2001 Dad 1928-2008 Mom 1929-2009 I miss you all so very much!

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