Lol I used to do desktop support. It was less formal though)))) I like what I'm doing now much better, I can be all grumpy and no one cares. I also get to stay home a lot
For the op. I always say 'beautiful' or 'amazing' in a sarcastic kind of tone. Only because usually people don't care and I don't like empty talk. I also hate people that don't know how to shut up or that always cut others off. Or, my most annoying one, when they raise their voice to talk over someone.
I also hate it when people tell stories with 5000 unnecessary details. I tell them to speed it up lol. And one more. When they insist on finishing the sentence even though it's obvious what they're saying.
I guess this is why I don't have any friends lol.