Allie sits on my clothes and runs off with my socks when I am getting dressed for work. She follows me and talks while I am getting prepped. Many times she has grabbed my pants legs and tried to drag me back into the house.
I like dogs that have some sass and fire like that, because when they are happy it means you are doing something right. When they behave in public it means they respect and understand when it's okay to be a butthead.
Never cook bacon while naked.