One day I had Gunther in a sit after he dropped the kong. I was holding the football over my head and backing away to keep him in a stay. My left foot hit 2 patio bricks covering a hole he dug, my right foot hit the kong. Amazingly when I fell flat on my side I never let go of either the cigarette or the football. Gunther did break the sit/stay but it was just to come laugh at me. He was gracious enough to allow me to use him to help myself up though.
Hail Gunther 7-2-2013
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
"Some people never end up going crazy...what a truly terrible life they must lead." - Unknown