Oh Dear Lord
People take things way too literally sometimes. What did you think? That he clotheslined his dog? Maybe a good pile driver? Maybe tangled him up in the ropes and smacked him over the head with a folding chair? People crack me up nowadays, reading something and interpreting it an entirely different way.
Hail Gunther 7-2-2013
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
"Some people never end up going crazy...what a truly terrible life they must lead." - Unknown