I'd rather see a video of you tackling him and snarling in his ear.
No chance. I'll probably get locked up. Not for dog abuse -- but for mental "thinks he's a dog" issues.
I thought this was something all dog owner did. Now I'm questioning the source of this advice. He told me he also bites his dog (not hard, just puts the dogs neck in his own jaws). I drew the line there. Didn't want to be spitting up dog hair for a week.