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Old 03-14-2014, 03:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
selzer
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LOL, I sing Poo songs!

Like,

We're Gonna Go Poo Poo Poo
How about You You You
You can Poo Too Too Too
We're Gonna go Poo.

We're all going to Poo Tomorrow,
Poo Tomorrow, Poo Tomorrow
We're all going to Poo Tomorrow,
Then we can play all day!

Or on Sundays:

There is Poo...
There is Poo oo ooo
Early each morning there's Poo oo oo oo
Suddenly, Silently we all do poopie
Poopie for me and for you.

When feeling patriotic,
Oh say can you see,
By the dawn's early light
All the poop that was made
Through the cold and dark night.

In the spotlight's soft glare
Though we might smell it in air
It's hard to find
All the lumps that lay there...

At Christmas time:
Over in the yard little pup,
Do You see what I see?
Over all the yard little pup,
Do you see what I see?

A turd, a turd, laying on the earth
We will pick it up with the dirt,
We will pick it up with the dirt.

Out there in the night, Little Pup
Do you smell what I smell?
Filling all the air, Little Pup,
Do you smell what I smell?

A turd, A turd smelling up the air
We will get it right out of there
We will get it right out of there.

Over in the field, Little Pup
Do you know what I know?
Over in my field, Little Pup
Do you know what I know?

A turd, a turd, Up beneath the trees
It will bring us flies and disease,
It will bring us Flies and Disease.

Actually, I sing lots of poo songs. And the dogs do not make fun of me. It is a lot better than cursing and feeling all irritable when the chips fly.
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