I love unlikely animal friends as much as the next person, but what were the odds of that one working out?
Geese can be mean as ****. My grandmother used to have some that would guard the front door to her house. I still hate them to this day because they would chase me and bite me. Was afraid of them then (they were as tall as I was at the time so it's like a little feathered dinosaur trying to kill you.) They went after full grown adults too. My dad tried feeding them with a plastic bowl of popcorn and after the food was gone they turned on him and he ended up having to use the bowl to defend himself against them.