I tell people he's neutered.
You should say he's neutered and then when they look at you like you are crazy because your dog has balls tell them they are implants.
Sinister "The Prince of Darkness" 4 yr old black male GSD 3.11.09
Draco "Dakota's Unbreakable Vow" 5.5 mth old male Dalmatian 6.30.13
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