LOL! Watch out, I had a Weimaraner named Enka that spent most of the time on full afterburner burn. We went to visit my brother once(who is somewhat crazy and a roughhouse bad influence on the dogs.) He had a family room downstairs that opened out onto a patio with a sliding door. We were watching TV downstairs, snacks, beer, football game etc..................
Enka, Dixie and Riga were out zooming around the huge backyard/woods/creek having a ball. The patio door was open, the dogs would come charging up to the patio and stick their heads in the door to check on us once in awhile.
Enka and Riga came up to check on us, and Greg patted on the couch and called them just like you did. They both came charging in without even slowing down----leaped over the coffee table and a Weimaraner and GSD hit the couch on both sides of Greg, both of them flying on full afterburner. The couch, Greg, dogs, snacks, beers and everything else went over backwards. The dogs had just come out of swimming in the creek.............................so Greg got a beer and creek water bath.
Greg no longer invites dogs up on the couch from outside.
"I'd better go with you Huck, civilization can be dangerous."-------Tom Sawyer(Mark Twain)