Because of Cable, I'm prolly gonna burn
Uh yeah, just watched a carload of religious types cruise down my road. They went door to door (I guess, I can only see one house and the driveway to another) but for some odd reason skipped my house. Possibly the bouncy barking GSD? Cable gets pretty amped up over cars, hackles and a deep throaty bark. Ones that move slowly down the road REALLY get him going. Fine by me, lets me know when things are afoot.
Never cook bacon while naked.