I know it's not funny, But...
to giggle at that photo. He looks so proud, haha. The same satisfied grin my Mattie used to give me when she "helped" out in the yard by digging yet another bigger, better hole (that I never really needed).
We live and learn, when it comes to management. I agree, just put the couch against the wall
Oh, and Good Owner for not yelling at your dog when you didn't catch him in the act.