I think Cable might be a Communist
He shut down Lowes today. During checkout he had gathered all the cashiers around him. About 6 cashiers were grouped around him while he sat and looked pretty. Other patrons were getting antsy, I know because I looked around hoping someone would hurry up my checkout. I had to stop like 10 times on the way out for people to pet/admire him. Good training, but sure makes getting things done in a hurry impossible.
He's walking much better now once the newness of his surroundings wears off, lead goes totally slack when I stop to browse. When I move he can be a bit of a sled-dog. He is a curious little fella.
Never cook bacon while naked.