It's been a while since the dogs did anything awful to me (although, yep, I've gotten the playful puppy face bash and the "whee wrestling is so much fun!" two-dog kneecapping from behind too), but they sure do love stomping my husband's feet. I don't think they do it on purpose, but somehow they always manage to smash his toes while walking over to solicit petting.
ARCHX TDCH Pongu the Insane, CD-C, RL1X3, RL2X2, RL3X (GSD mix, b. Apr 2010)
Crookytail the Tigerwuff, RL1, NTD (Akita mix, b. Jan 2011)