No, not that kind.
The kind where the human is the victim of accidental "abuse" brought upon by interaction with a powerful, playful dog such as...ummm... a GSD.
Today, I was hit in the face by 6 inch Jolly Pets Bounce-n-Play ball that ricocheted off Hans's jaws. It projectile smacked me right below my right eye, causing my rimless glasses to cut my face.
Two small cuts, but they sting like the dickens.
I have also gotten sundry leg bruises, arm bruises, and a bloody lip.
Oh, and let's not forget my messed up left knee that rendered me unable to walk for a week and using a cane for three.
How about you?