Originally Posted by Blanketback
Congrats on holding your tongue
Your story reminds me of the time I had a friend over with her dog. We were sitting on the couch, with glasses of wine on the coffee table, when her dog jumped from the middle of the room, flew over the table, and landed on the back of my couch. Of course, spilling the wine, sigh. I wasn't as good, lol.
I'm betting it wasn't a GSD