Funny story of the day
I'm making dinner and Delgado is "supervising" from his spot on the rug in our kitchen, he knows he's allowed to stay as long as he's quiet and doesn't get in my way
I'm pulling out sausages and getting them ready to cook when his tail starts thumping, but it's hitting the dishwasher so it's making a banging sound as it hits. I glance out of the corner of my eye and he's looking guilty at me "oops! Sorry, I'll be quiet" I turn back to the stove and hear the thumping again, I turn around and Delgado is glaring at his tail as if to say "Shhh...bad tail! I know it smells yummy but be quiet or she'll kick us out!!"
Needless to say I busted a gut laughing at him
He's such a ham sometimes