I'm pretty sure this is the sequence of events that takes place after I give Koda a bath. Once I let him out of the bathroom, he runs down the hall and I see him chomping on one of his toys, so I imagine this is what's going through his head until I let him out
Wha...What did that human just have me do?!
Rawr! I'll show them!
Oh..Oh! Wait! It's you again!
Ah, forget it, I'm too tired to conspire...
Wait....Is that the gateway to the great outdoors?!
Let me out!
Koda - Sable GSD, Stray
Riley - Sheltie Mix, Rescue
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."