A new vet opened across from my pet food store. They had a coupon for a "free" exam. The pet supplier said they were great, and they had no suprises.
I decide to do a "walk in", figuring they would take a look at Kira's dirty ear, and see if it looks OK.
They take my coupon, no fees...so far, so good.
The doctor greets us, and we go into a room.
Here's the conversation:
Dr.: Hi, I'm Dr. xxxx
Me: Nice to meet you
Dr: Who's this?
Me: This is Kira.
Dr.: Oh, Kira's beautiful!.. What kind of dog is she?
Me: (bewildered) Large chihuahua
Me: Just kidding.. GSD
Dr.: Is she really? I've never seen one like this. She's so small and fluffy
Me: Small and fluffy? That should scare the bad guys.
Me: (Using an iPhone app that makes it appear that I got a phone call), Dr. OH, I forgot I had to pick up my daughter. I have to leave immediately.. LOL