I have an idea...let's ban busybodies who do nothing more than figure out what they're going to try to get banned today.
In the 1970's I rode dirt bikes in the desert. Banned - too destructive to the fragile ecosystem, don't you know.
In the 1980's and 1990's I got interested in competition shooting.

AAAAHHH! MY G-d he's got GUNS! No further explanation needed.
And now, in the new millennium, "they" want to ban my bleepin' DOG.
Somebody needs to tell these people that the world doesn't want to be saved...the world wants to be left alone. Now.