i'm embarrassed to say that this person is my cousin... i hadnt talked to her in a couple years and when i mentioned something of Gia she said
"WOW, you still have Gia, hasnt it been like 8 or 9 years" (as if having a dog for 8 or 9yrs is unheard of) i said
"yes, she's 8" then she asks
"well how come she hasnt had any puppies by now?" (because all dogs have to have puppies right?) i respond
"because she's spayed"...
here it comes
"well now that you have Tilden, i want one of their puppies when they have them" i repeat
"she's spayed" and she says
"i know, but the boy isnt neutered is he?"